brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 17, 2023

cum white teeth

men uses their own semen to whiten their teeth , must been done 2 times a week.

hey ur teeth are cum white teeth

by el darnel September 08, 2020

Corn Teeth Master

He is major Pedophile and His Name iS Gavin Sheehan. He Cares about Making Money and fuckign Kids. He Is a Insane Fortnite Player His Duo is Beam who Likes Sharpies.

Gavin Is a Corn teeth Master

by GenIsaSchoolShooter April 08, 2022

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

snail teeth

Raunchy toenails.

"Damnnnn girl, your toenails are looking like some snail teeth."

by that duuuude May 02, 2017

teeth spork

teeth spork

teeth spork

by teeth spork December 24, 2022

teeth cloggers

A Slang term used by stoners after they have a spliff and get the munchies for Cheetos, Wotsits or Cheeseballs.

Person 1: What are these things bro they’re clogging my teeth?

Person 2: They’re teeth cloggers!

by onecoolasguy February 02, 2021