like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Try-hard Alpha wannabe

An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.

"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"

by Melloj1 October 6, 2022

try-easy

the robloxians you actually want to hang out with, the ones who are friendly, kind, and CHILL.

i am a try-easy
cool
try-hard joins*
try-easy leaves*

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 11, 2022

Try to fuck crush december

Girls have to try the hardest they can to french kiss( or even further) their crush while their crush tries to not cooperate with his crush.

Jean, we have to do the Try to fuck crush december challenge, it´s really hard.
Alicia, my boyfriend has already started this last year, we have not fucked in the last year.

by Not Quim December 1, 2020

Try Not To Piss Off Challenge

Piss Off Challenge, also known as, “Try Not To Piss Off Challenge”, is a challenge that makes people pissed off for no reason or maybe a reason at least.

It’s a Internet Challenge, please don’t try this in real life.

Person 1: Try Not To Piss Off Challenge! 3, 2, 1!
Person 1: *posts something that can pissed anyone off, ex. Twitter/X*
Everyone: *fucking screams and gets pissed off

by Rui the Lesbian November 25, 2024