A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.
Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009
Get the Side Gritmug. by side stick February 26, 2015
Get the side stickmug. When a guy sticks his dick in between the girls thigh and stomach and starts to thrust inorder to ejaculate
by Fantastic Lightbulb July 21, 2018
Get the Side Pumpmug. by Johnnie boi January 29, 2017
Get the side housemug. by dv-tm-ge October 20, 2015
Get the south sidemug. when a male puts his whole "package" on one side of his crotch seam to make him appear to have more than he does.
by Dave720 March 2, 2012
Get the side packmug. 1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.
2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.
2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.
1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.
2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.
2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.
by whitecocobella November 20, 2011
Get the side squirtmug.