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National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day
'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day
by James Greg November 5, 2020
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Eli

A kid who says random shit constantly and it gets hella annoying. He’s also real good at basketball but has weird taste in girls and is super picky. If you tick him off enough he’ll do this weird eye roll thing to try to make you feel bad for him. Anyway overall, fuck this kid.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
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Eli

This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
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Elie

Elie is short for Eliana. However, people will topically misspell her name as Eli or Ellie. Elie is an amazing friend who is willing to tell you when she is annoyed with you. She’s always there for you when you need it, however, will keep you in check when you need it most. She’s tall and competitive. She plays basketball passionately, always looking for ways to improve and get better. She’ll even help you with you’re game if you need it or if she thinks you need it.

She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.

If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
Then: Who’s your best friend?
Me: Elie.
Them: wow are you sure you’re not dating???
Me: NOOO
by Joenobody6969 November 5, 2020
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Elie

Elie is short for Eliana. However, people will topically misspell her name as Eli or Ellie. Elie is an amazing friend who is willing to tell you when she is annoyed with you. She’s always there for you when you need it, however, will keep you in check when you need it most. She’s tall and competitive. She plays basketball passionately, always looking for ways to improve and get better. She’ll even help you with you’re game if you need it or if she thinks you need it.

She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.

If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
Then: Who’s your best friend?
Me: Elie.
Them: wow are you sure you’re not dating???
Me: NOOO
by Joenobody6969 November 5, 2020
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Eli

Eli is very kind, thoughtful and funny but when he says “I love you” he really dose. When you become friends with Eli you will never not be friends with him he is very hard to lose as a friend and Eli also can have a temper most of the time when you make him mad and if he is mad don’t push him past mad and make his temper snap and kill someone but Eli also can hide his sadness under a smile and he can feel a lot of pain sometimes because he is broken but he can be happy and not sad too
Eli funny sad mad etc.
by Mr.whatshisface6643 December 28, 2020
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eli goldsworthy

Adam : who’s your favorite emo boy ?

me : eli goldsworthy duh
by degrassilover January 8, 2021
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