Anus Curly-Wurly

What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.

Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.

by aNuS-cUrLy-WuRlY February 22, 2023

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Knights of the round anus

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.

Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.

by IanChode August 10, 2008

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My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

by Carliann May 27, 2007

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tickles your anus

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.

Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

by Abo's Keepin' it treal July 18, 2008

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Anus After Burn

The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised

Joe: oh here she comes.... Oh that burns....why is my dick hard? What an anus after burn

by D-Cent the Decadant October 03, 2011

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