Heppa-aids

Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.

Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.

by Ohio man February 18, 2020

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Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020

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Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
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Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

by StivesMoney July 10, 2020

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jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.

Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids

by carmageggon September 14, 2017

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Spaghetti Aids

A form of aids transmitted through putting AID infested blood on ones Spaghetti

Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017

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