The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.
“Look at that Eli P.”
by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie
by Ghostflame August 23, 2021

Elis is a strong man, not depending on others but still likes to be social. Elis has big muscles and the biggest penis amongst all his friends. Elis also like tobacco in all shapes and forms. He is the definition of a Viking.
"Look at that strong man over there smoking his cigar"
"Yea omg, thats definitely an Elis, look at his muscles and his huge bulge in his pants"
"Oh yea, i love Elis"
"Yea omg, thats definitely an Elis, look at his muscles and his huge bulge in his pants"
"Oh yea, i love Elis"
by StrongJapaleno April 25, 2022

Amazing, beautiful. One of a kind. You would be so lucky to be in a relationship with her. She will defend you, show you how much she loves you and care for you when you need it (even when she isn’t feeling her best). If you have an Elis in your life like me, KEEP HER!!!! I’m not asking you I’m telling you.
by Rebecca yuh April 7, 2021

The best power couple out there. They will pretend to be just friends at first but everyone can see that they’re in love!
by Thick_thigh_0012456 October 8, 2023

Eli is a super sweet guy loves riding and his friends especially his best friend he an outgoing type of guy and a great boyfriend he’s humble great at baseball and making people laugh.
Eli is hilarious
by anonymous March 23, 2025
