When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
Get the Step-Cougarmug. 
A woman that typically flirts with, hits on, or dates younger men. The age gap is usually legal. Cougars aren’t very common because most women are normally attracted to men the same age or slightly older than them.
by ApplemuncherPB March 12, 2025
Get the Cougarmug. An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
Get the Bald Cougarmug. by user847388 January 2, 2025
Get the Cougarmug. A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 21, 2022
Get the Wampus cougarmug. Older gal with her shit together who enjoys a younger man. Romances without the need to be swept off her feet or into the drama of Will He Call Me dating. An attractive lady who knows what she wants and wants something a little fresher. See Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Tina Turner.
Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.
by lubludu July 3, 2017
Get the Cougarmug.