Anus Curly-Wurly

What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.

Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.

by aNuS-cUrLy-WuRlY February 21, 2023

Knights of the round anus

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.

Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.

by IanChode October 5, 2008

My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

by Carliann October 12, 2007

tickles your anus

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.

Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

by Abo's Keepin' it treal August 12, 2008

Anus After Burn

The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised

Joe: oh here she comes.... Oh that burns....why is my dick hard? What an anus after burn

by D-Cent the Decadant October 2, 2011

Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.

"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"

by Pyravia April 21, 2018

The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016