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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." mug.by mrs tosser October 26, 2025
Get the jihadi sword swallower mug.1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.
2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords
Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords
Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020
Get the I like swords mug.A person (usually cis) who lets their partner be dominated by trans women. They love being belittled, supportive, and docile to their King of Swords while their woman gets all her holes filled by her gock.
See also:
Queen of Swords
See also:
Queen of Swords
Trans Woman (KoS): Hey, IDK if you know this but your wife has a Queen of Swords tattoo, are you a Jack of Swords?
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.
by Aelwen April 30, 2024
Get the Jack of Swords mug.When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.
I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.
by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018
Get the demon sword mug.A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
Get the Scandinavian Sword Fight mug.Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.
by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018
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