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stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.
The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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Bean stain

A derogatory name for a Mexican. typically used with other synonyms such as wet back, cholo, spic, dirty sanchez, and any other term that relates to their dirty complexion. Sometimes referred to, as the stain left behind after a dirty Sanchez.
1. "Hey, did you spot that dirty BEAN STAIN?"
"Yeah, looks like a black man just shat him out"
"Go back over the border!"
by yessumaster September 28, 2007
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stain on my shirt

see double-barrel buck shot
-Another thing to complain about
"Soy un Perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why doncha kill me?"
by Rane July 16, 2004
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Zero Cum Stain

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.
Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain
by Waterbury December 12, 2020
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Red Stain of Death

Red Stain of Death (Noun) \'red-ˈstān-əv-ˈdeth\

The inevitable stain left by a container, usually the pitcher one brewed red Kool-Aid in, on a counter top or other surface. This often occurs when pouring the drank and some of the liquid runs down the outside of the pitcher. The stain will never come out and and will appear as a red ring. This popular drink comes in packets and boasts a mascot who is a humanized glass pitcher of red Kool-Aid.
Kid 1: My parents are going to kill me!
Kid 2: Why?
Kid 1: I got the Red Stain of Death on the laminate counter top!
Kid 2: Dump the evidence and wash the pitcher!
by Homepage January 10, 2014
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Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.
Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...
by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019
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Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.
"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."
by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016
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