If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek
by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist
The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!
by hit that mf yeet July 15, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. by Typed October 1, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. shrek is a lovely green, tall ogre. He lives in a swamp with his beautiful wife Fiona. He loves to eat eye balls and make candles with his ear wax. He has 2 cup like ears that poke of the sides of his head and he has a big nose. he wears a white tunic with a small toga like vest over his shoulders. he is very tall and most villagers are afraid of him, although he is nothing to be afraid of. the word shrek comes from the the german word ‘Schreck’ and it means Fright or Terror.
by imfiona September 8, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. 
Get the SHREKmug. lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life
by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.