The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.
(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
by Doone March 9, 2011
Get the Shankmug. 1. Literally, to stab in the stomach
2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.
3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.
2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.
3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.
by tennisdude November 20, 2010
Get the Shankmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》mug. by anonymous September 23, 2023
Get the shankmug. by BeSmartDumbassBitch January 5, 2021
Get the Shankmug. by British slang translator April 14, 2020
Get the Shankmug. Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.
by Pookasydi June 13, 2022
Get the Volcano shankmug.