Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone March 9, 2011

Shank

1. Literally, to stab in the stomach

2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.

3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.

Did you see that tennis ball? I hit it over the fence!
Yeah, you really shanked that one.

by tennisdude November 20, 2010

Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

shank

A form of well ground weed, typically very sticky.

person: bought some weed the other day but it was shank.

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Shank

An english slang, meaning to 'fuck' someone. similar to shag

"what did you do last night?"

"shanked a few bitches, went to the bar... what didn't I do?"

by BeSmartDumbassBitch January 5, 2021

Shank

Slang for stabbing
Commonly used among chavs and roadmen

I'll shank him bruv- angry chav or roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

Volcano shank

Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.

My word. It seems Archibald was volcano shanked. Someone get a mop.

by Pookasydi June 13, 2022