take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

take the mound

fucking a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby.

typical guy: how far along are you?
prego slut: 8 1/2 months.
typical guy: wow! can i take the mound?
prego slut: i thought you'd never ask.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

Take plug

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 2, 2019

Take the Karma

To refuse compensation for a good deed, preferring instead to take the rewards in some future life or experience. To "Take the Karma" means that you expect no immediate material reward for your good deed.

"Here, let me pay you some gas money for giving me a ride."
"No thanks dude, I'll take the Karma."

by Henry Skookum October 15, 2010

Dusty take

When your opinion is dusy aka a crusty opinion

Dan "I think the Earth is flat"
Kash "What a dusty take"

by Firebreakthing ant June 17, 2021