Crab People

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.

Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people

Greg is such a niggardly crab people

by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro February 01, 2010

Snow Crabs

Someone that has the Sexually Transmitted disease, Crabs, and has genital dandruff.

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"

by Taraisawesomest September 08, 2015

Fluffy Crab

A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps.

Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to my nipple.

by The Salty Sultanan October 04, 2008

Crab Farmer

A synonym to the word male prostitute. A person who has sex frequently.

Ex) That crab farmer was all over you!

by Taylor Sasso January 01, 2009

Crab brothers

A term used to Describe to gentlemen who have been either in a relationship or had a sexual encounter with the same girl

How do you know david?

- me and him are crab brothers to Emily woods!

by Lee Harvey alwaysbald August 05, 2017

Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.

- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.

by M.eson July 24, 2011

Crab Dust

crab dust is a fine powder that beagles with small crab eyes shed when they shake head to tail. It also smells of the ocean and can be used as a food condiment.

Yo Susan, pass me the crab dust pot over please, I want to sprinkle some on my cornflakes!

by Skwisgaar84 December 07, 2018