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mi chang mushroom

During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.
When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.
by PNUT4PREZIDENT December 1, 2017
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purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
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mushroom headed piss stump

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.
by Ben daiho May 25, 2008
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detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.
Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.
by Gafoto January 16, 2008
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MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012
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mushroom tap

What Faroramzes does to himself on a daily basis (smacking himself in the forehead with a penis)
"Damn, he so wacked himself in tha head with that kawk"
by Acid-Snake November 13, 2003
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chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 25, 2009
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