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JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR
JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH
by HOLEINABUCKET November 21, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a funny guy that can make anyone laugh without even trying. hes friends with everyone and doesn't have many enemies. hes popular but not the mean type of popular. Jonathan is a gentleman and one of the sweetest boys to be around. Jonathan is very intelligent but may act like a 5 year old sometimes. you all should find yourself a Jonathan in your life.
Person 1- "Wow Jonathan, what a gentleman. i want a guy like Jonathan."

Person 2-"Have you guys met Jonathan hes one of the funniest dudes I know"
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.
Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place ๐Ÿ˜
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy
Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly
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Jonathan

person 1: is that a crunch bar
person 2: yes
person 2: *name is jonathan*
by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021
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Jonathan Szala

Jonathan is probably a wonderful young male who looks exactly Ja Morant. He's the type of kid who likes 2 beautiful young females at once.
"Hey Jonathan Szala what are you doing!"
"Nothing much just slaying 2 hoes."
by YMH.COM November 17, 2021
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