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Jizz Sandwich

When Someone Cums On A Hoe’s Stomach And Lays On Top Of Her, Making A Jizz Sandwich
“Me & Nathan Made A Jizz Sandwich Last Night.”

“Girl, Make A Jizz Sandwich, It’s Great.”
by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018
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Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.
If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.
by mdotpreis March 27, 2015
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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
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ropes of jizz

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.
Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot
by Richard Mucus May 5, 2015
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jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
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jizz jazz

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz
by the tonk god July 29, 2021
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Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm
I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash
by Ryano94 July 19, 2010
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