clap dem cheeks

A command given to a female with a large buttocks telling them to make their ass clap, also used to define the action of slapping a females buttocks.

You:Clap dem cheeks, slut!
Slut:*clapping of buttocks*
You: Oh yeah! I'mma make dem cheeks clap girl!*Profuse slapping of females buttocks ensues.

by Fine assed man February 10, 2016

right cheek sneak

While sitting, tilt to your left and fart.

Pedro snuck in a right cheek sneak during todays meeting and cleared the room.

by chris koob March 02, 2004

one cheek sneak

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.

Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

by The JoshMeister101 June 08, 2009

ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009

Clapping Someone's Cheeks

When you stick your cock really far up someone's ass and then pull in and push out so hard it makes a clapping noise.

I wish i was clapping someone's cheeks right now.

by CheekClapper69 December 19, 2017

kiss an ass cheek

This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.

Hey, Mike. Kiss an ass cheek.

by Asshole Bullshit August 14, 2004

my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one

Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha

by gerLD and herry :> June 02, 2021