They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.
by Saharayogi September 09, 2017
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Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5
by Goat facts April 18, 2025
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Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.
Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021
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Florida Cheeseburger

The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night

Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..
by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017
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Florida Fold

Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.
Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.
by MuffinTown November 15, 2017
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South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.
That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.
by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023
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Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.
by Farmermann23 October 13, 2023
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