another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'
Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied
by shrek's cock May 8, 2016
Get the holy shrek mug.1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G June 26, 2016
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holy shibershabs
Person 1: hey did you hear that Joe just fucking died
Person 2: Holy Shibershabs!!!!
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: Holy Shibershabs!!!!
Person 1: what the fuck
by sillyman1984 October 17, 2021
Get the Holy Shibershabs mug.When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.
Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021
Get the Holy Columbian mug.Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011
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