Gravy Train

is when a overweight, or heavy man or woman, usually man, sweats a lot and runs down his face, neck or body like a train. This sweat is thick and smells nasty usually only a fat person can produce.

Man, my UPS driver Gary, had a gravy train becasue it was so hot out and he's a fat bastard.

by CFD517 March 24, 2011

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Man Gravy

The end product of a dude's failure to wipe his ass well enough. Remnant fecal matter is spread around between the ass cheeks creating a warm vegemite paste of shit that becomes too uncomfortable to ignore. Particularly bad on hot days or when exercising. Often leads to shit streaks in the underwear.

Dudes - wipe your ass. You shouldn't have to go back after an hour and to clean out the man gravy.

(While running) Fuck - I didn't wipe good enough and now I've got man gravy.

Girl to boy: Dude, no WAY an I going down there. I smell man gravy.

One dude to another, observing a fidgety dude: That guy must have some angry man gravy going on.

by Man Gravy March 08, 2014

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biscuits and gravy

When having a poop which is not entirely solid, you are said to be giving birth to Biscuits and Gravy! You'll know when you look in the bowl and see good biscuit sized chunks floating amidst the luck warm gravy.

Honey, come on downstairs here!... Honey can you hear me! Come on down here, I'm whipping up a double-sized batch of biscuits and gravy! And they're a little runny just like you like them!!!

by 3beans March 09, 2004

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