Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

clock factory worker

A person who works in a clock factory. I’m not sure why you need a definition of this, as it is fairly self-explanatory.

“Well, I’m off to the clock factory! The address is tinyurl.com/y69ayyto” said Ozzy, the clock factory worker.

by ozzy.from.survivor July 23, 2020

GAINS O clock

TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT

YO WHAT TIME IS IT?! ITS FUCKING GAINS O CLOCK .

by ffrey421 December 24, 2019

Cock-O-Clock

Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.

Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some

Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!

2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!

by McKhaos! December 10, 2022

Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning

Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020

Raspberry Alarm Clock

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.

Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.

by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014

Travis Alarm Clock

When you wake a girl up by eating her out.

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock

by I handled this handle June 12, 2017