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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024
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Christopher

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
1. Christopher is so hot and sexy

2. I Knooowwwwww
by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022
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Christopher

Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.
Shelbie-“ wow look at Christopher over there
Journee- “ yep
by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025
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Christopher Pate

The greatest friend you could ever ask for
Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock
by Yourchristallmighty March 30, 2022
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Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.
Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night
by Jojohawk June 2, 2023
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Christopher

Big dick li nigga, he cool fr.
Christopher a cool li nigga
by Tayvon Cole November 20, 2023
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