broken yoyo

Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.
You're my broken yoyo
by brokenyoyo January 18, 2015
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I've Broken

It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”

It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”

It’s never, “are you ok?”

It’s always, “Stop being a baby”

Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”

But when you say, “can I try one more time?”

it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”

Why

“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”

“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”

Perfect, that’s a funny word.

per·fect

“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”

Ok I can do that

Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.

That’s perfect

“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”

“Later” or “no”

No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
by cassydassie November 09, 2020
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Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
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The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization
Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.
by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018
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Broken Bones II

It is a game from Roblox that is also an achievement in a game named "Pilgrammed", it can also be used as a joke when you take fall damage in a game
-"OH GOD IM FALLING-, and I am dead"
0hG0d14mf4ll1ng as died from fall damage
-"Broken bones II"
-"Broken bones II"
by SanityKing November 29, 2023
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broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.
He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.
by Nud3yNovak February 03, 2018
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Broken Sink

A sink that broke.
Greg: "MY SINK ITS BROKEN"

Other Person: "Yes Greg, it's a broken sink."
by FelledJudge January 10, 2022
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