anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill

Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up

by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017

Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off

Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat

by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Anal Coping

Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!

The anal coping has been rather obnoxious this week!!!

by Dirtbag40 April 4, 2020

anal fraud

1
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex

2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.

She was found guilty of anal fraud.

guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."

dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

anal sprinkler

Anal Sprinkler - when have anal sex, and you pull out and your jizz sprinkles everywhere.

"Dude, last night we screwed and let me tell you, it was a real anal sprinkler!"

by Hamanda September 22, 2013