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Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall
by Dalil December 21, 2019
mugGet the Aaron Parsonsmug.

Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron
Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron
by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019
mugGet the Hoink Aaronmug.

Aaron and Jo

A cringe Youtube Duo who love breakfast, weed, and watching movies.
"Aaron and Jo is a bit cringe innit bruv?"
"Yes but I do love those old scallywags."
by Bear011 September 26, 2023
mugGet the Aaron and Jomug.

Aaron Downing

Being the handsomest son of a bitch on any northbound means of transportation.
Renaldo: There's some handsome mother fuckers on this train but he is by far the Aaron Downing of the bunch!
by Rusty Salmon September 14, 2019
mugGet the Aaron Downingmug.

Aaron Rodgers

Friend: Pass the ball. Quit being such a ballhog
Me: oh stop being such an Aaron Rodgers
by defferyjahmer69 September 3, 2023
mugGet the Aaron Rodgersmug.

aaron vicknair

A vicious combination of being homosexual and Jewish at the same time
He just pulled an Aaron Vicknair just to get a quarter.
by Machavelli September 7, 2016
mugGet the aaron vicknairmug.

Aaron Koch

A tall ass white dude thats dick is 6 feet. His kicks go deeper in the endzone then your your dad when his dick is in your mom. He can pancake defenders with his massive dick and he is as strong as an isis terrorist when they have a bomb
Damn that kid has a dick like aaron koch😍🤤😈
by Aaronkochisdaddy6966 October 30, 2017
mugGet the Aaron Kochmug.

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