Zombie shit

A shit you're sure you flushed but somehow is still in the toilet later.

Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH?
Son: I did!
Mom: Go look!
Son: FUCKING ZOMBIE SHIT

by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011

zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

by Quido1 April 16, 2010

Work zombie

An employee who experiences a loss of consciousness that can go on for hours or days. In this state, he or she will have no memory at all of the work he or she performed. Also known as work autopilot and work robot, these are usually people who feel that they have no future in their own company. It is believed that the "lost" time is spent in internal calculation so as not to allow the brain cells to atrophy.

"Jones, you cretin. What were you thinking? Were you paying any attention at all to your work?"

(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "

by Cirdellin January 18, 2010

Obama Zombie

(n) - A person who is so obsessive over President Barrack Obama's campaign, which has barely begun, that they are already devoting a large portion of their budget to fairly useless mementos.

Guy One: I heard Casey bought a ton of Obama coins, plates, pins, bumper stickers, t-shirts, and hats the other day.

Guy Two: Yea, he spent like three thousand dollars, what an Obama Zombie...

by Master Exploder 69 January 21, 2009

Zombie Mode

After great entercourse when a male climaxes ultimately resulting in him becoming in a zombie like state, and temporarily not being able to comprehend simple task after entercourse.

Yesterday after you hooked up with her, you were so out of it. She definately had you in zombie mode.

by Ezra IV August 4, 2010

Zombie Sex

1.Dirty, kinky, masochistic sex with someone you love.

OR

2.Masochistic sex between a human and zombie, which usually ends with one of them dead.

1. Jon and Leya had Zombie Sex by having sex and biting one another until they bled.
2. The zombie and Kat had Zombie Sex and afterwards Kat shot him in the head before he could eat her brains.

by WrenaByrd July 29, 2012

zombie apocalypse

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.

"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand

by Pooploophu June 7, 2014