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zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.
Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.
by Quido1 April 16, 2010
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Drudge Zombie

1) Someone who bashes or blames Obama or Liberals in the comment section of a news article or on Youtube, even though the article or video has nothing to do with politics. The Drudge Zombie usually ends up posting a comment there because they followed a link on Drudge, but they never took the time to even read the article before commenting.

2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.
Example;

"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."

"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"
by McNabb221 December 26, 2013
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phone zombie

A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.
A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.
by Robot28L May 9, 2018
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Obama Zombie

(n) - A person who is so obsessive over President Barrack Obama's campaign, which has barely begun, that they are already devoting a large portion of their budget to fairly useless mementos.
Guy One: I heard Casey bought a ton of Obama coins, plates, pins, bumper stickers, t-shirts, and hats the other day.

Guy Two: Yea, he spent like three thousand dollars, what an Obama Zombie...
by Master Exploder 69 January 21, 2009
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Zombie Mode

After great entercourse when a male climaxes ultimately resulting in him becoming in a zombie like state, and temporarily not being able to comprehend simple task after entercourse.
Yesterday after you hooked up with her, you were so out of it. She definately had you in zombie mode.
by Ezra IV August 4, 2010
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Zombie Sex

1.Dirty, kinky, masochistic sex with someone you love.

OR

2.Masochistic sex between a human and zombie, which usually ends with one of them dead.
1. Jon and Leya had Zombie Sex by having sex and biting one another until they bled.
2. The zombie and Kat had Zombie Sex and afterwards Kat shot him in the head before he could eat her brains.
by WrenaByrd July 29, 2012
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zombie apocalypse

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.
"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand
by Pooploophu June 7, 2014
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