Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

winter

A literal hellhole. The amalgamation of all pain and agony, paved into the floor of a never ending path; The land of the wretched, and the ultimate sinners.

Wow that place reminds me of winter.

by n8sphatballots March 26, 2021

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

Winter Wallnuts

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008

Winters

An amazing person who will bring you through anything you are going through. Can always make you smile when you're down.

Henry winters showed the world his heart.

by Jeffrey donahue February 14, 2018

Winter Chicken

A young person that was born in winter

the little angel doesnt like the cold, poor little Winter Chicken

by corey370z(yahoo) March 5, 2020