Purple Turkey

A black woman's vagina.

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.

by BigZak January 2, 2012

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

by sbcharree February 25, 2009

turkey day expulsion

The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.

The four family members gathered around the fire to share some turkey day expulsions.

by SawyerEric December 16, 2008

Turkey Bloat

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner

Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!

by christine sixteen November 23, 2010

turkey soup

soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal

Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?

I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!

Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.

by gobble gobble hehehe November 29, 2010

torked off

to be mad or irritated

That guy's blaring his horn and yelling at me. I think he's torked off.

by Bobby64 April 21, 2011