Lord Rick Neck

A condition involving someone who has given oral sex to a guy, and ejaculate shooting down the wrong pipe, getting stuck in the person's throat. Days later, with the spooge mass still lodged in the throat, the person panics, forgetting the blowjob, and believing the mass to be some kind of infection or inflammation. This poor soul can't afford healthcare, and for some reason fears the E.R., so he is left trolling the internet, begging for free medication to treat the phantom infection, generally hamming it up with sob stories about having no friends and being walked out on by everyone in his life.

This is loosely based on the life of Lord Rick, a "paranormal investigator", who is constantly whining and crying over such things happening to him. Check his Myspace blog if you need verification.
Hey, did you hear about Steve? He blew a sailor the other night and now he's got Lord Rick Neck! What a moron.
by SeeThirty February 22, 2007
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Rick Ware Racing

Rick Ware Racing is a garbage NASCAR team with garbage cars and garbage drivers.
Kids, Rick Ware Racing ain’t right.
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pulled a rick james

causing catastrophic events disruptly all over the place in a wave of un-controlled impulsive energy, someone who is accident-prone
Becky : Dam , i love this song..."sh*T" i just spilt kool-aid all over the place
Chris : Ya.. especially the keyboard part.. way to go, ya just pulled a Rick James!
by pandapants February 15, 2009
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the real rick moranis

frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).
the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again
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rick the door technician

Rick the door technician is the hardest boss in Star Wars: Jedi survivor, actually he is the strongest character in all of fiction.
person 1: I was playing Elden ring and suddenly a boss appeared named "Rick the door technician" he ran up to me and i died instantly
person 2: same thing happened to me! I was playing minecraft though.
person 3: same thing happened to me in fortnite!
person 1: SHUT THE #### UP
person 2: SHUT THE #### UP
by frogsarecool290902 May 04, 2023
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Suck my Rick

Only intense Rick and Morty fans use this when they are afraid to swear
Person 1: wow you really know nothing about Rick and Morty

Person 2: I dont care suck my Rick
by Qwety101 November 29, 2019
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long dick rick

Person 1: Man he had a big dick!
Person 2: You got a long dick rick.
by KangaDrew September 14, 2017
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