a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
Get the Carpet Fairiesmug. A form of "Reach Around" but instead of reaching around the side of the person you go between the legs.
by Allen Garner March 4, 2009
Get the Fairy Creepermug. by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022
Get the Fairy dinkelberrymug. by Jackmehoffright August 8, 2018
Get the Field fairymug. A person who tries to remain in the closet while still committing homosexual acts like slapping you on the ass and saying good game or even dressing up flamboyantly but pretending they are only playing around
METROSEXUALS
after wrestling around where you grab another males gentles in order to win or you slapped them on there ass you reply to those type of people as a coat fairy.
after wrestling around where you grab another males gentles in order to win or you slapped them on there ass you reply to those type of people as a coat fairy.
by DrumKing June 11, 2006
Get the coat fairymug. dude check out this glorious dingle berr...(*FART*)...i mean dingle fairy. Oh and by the way he landed on your leg.
by Twinkle Choad January 31, 2012
Get the Dingle Fairymug. by pheebzzz July 26, 2009
Get the air fairiesmug.