Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.
John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!
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Lincoln

An annoying brother, normally trying to bother his sister all the time.
P1: Your such a Lincoln!!!
P2: UGH!! YOUR SO MEAN!
by STRAWBERRY/SODA! May 01, 2019
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Lincoln

Lincoln is so daddy right now
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Lincoln

Lincoln, the guy who sits behind you in math class.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
"Omg that guy is such a Lincolnnnn"
by Spacey Lisa October 18, 2020
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Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.
I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.
by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 17, 2023
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thanks Lincoln

As in, thanks for freeing the slaves President Lincoln. Used in comments when African Americans are acting unruly.
*video of blacks looting plays*
Thanks Lincoln
by MeatSheetz April 06, 2024
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thanks Lincoln

Used on posts where block folks are acting a fool.

As in “Thanks for ending slavery, president Lincoln
“Did you see this snatch and grab at Walmart??”

Thanks Lincoln
by BallsMcartney March 19, 2024
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