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Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.
Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”
by Derrick09 November 23, 2021
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Jona

That bitch fine af knows how such. She really dumb and hot thats why everyone wants her exept that one guy she obsessed but atleast she got hoes
Jona is dumbasshoe
by User280601 November 20, 2021
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Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.
Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!
by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021
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Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.
by by chicken May 17, 2023
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Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina
Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself
by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023
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Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 7, 2023
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