To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

take a ricky

Take a ricky means turning right while driving. Used in Canada mostly.

Can be said like "Taking a ricky" or "Take a ricky".

Driver: "Crap. Do I turn here bro?"
Passenger: "Yah man, take a ricky."

by UrbanDictonaryKappa May 28, 2016

Take a break

Don't take a break. Never stop don't stop they are coming. Fast. They know where you are.

"hey man you've been working so hard you should take a break"

"I can't they are coming for me'

by Senorita Thicc Boi November 24, 2019

Take A Weber

A big, stinky poo.

I’ll be right back, I gotta go Take A Weber!

Don’t go in there for a while, just took a gnarly Weber.

by steven zavala bitched out March 23, 2019

take the mound

fucking a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby.

typical guy: how far along are you?
prego slut: 8 1/2 months.
typical guy: wow! can i take the mound?
prego slut: i thought you'd never ask.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

Take the Karma

To refuse compensation for a good deed, preferring instead to take the rewards in some future life or experience. To "Take the Karma" means that you expect no immediate material reward for your good deed.

"Here, let me pay you some gas money for giving me a ride."
"No thanks dude, I'll take the Karma."

by Henry Skookum October 15, 2010