Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.

1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon

A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.

I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

Tuesday

The day of reckoning, the day that every bad thing happens.

Person 1: "THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER!" Person 2: Oh fuck, it's Tuesday

by Resfleks December 16, 2025

Boozeday Tuesday

1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.

2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.

1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"

2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo

by Stan "Hurls" Curley August 20, 2008

Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009

Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.

Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.

by MBTjustin April 21, 2010

Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.

It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!

by Dudleyshwamm November 4, 2010