im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023

Tires

A way of saying something is terrible.

'Aw man this food was tires.'

by Jk16778 March 28, 2024

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired

Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!

by Opposum March 8, 2021

Spare Tire

A game of Commander played with a 5th person, usually among friends, so no one's left out.

Everyone actually showed up. Guess we'll run a Spare Tire then.

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.

“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”

by SDPseudoGirl June 25, 2020