Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon

Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."

by Antitorpiliko December 10, 2012

Jon Le Blanc

The ultimate white guy

Me: Bro who’s the new kid.
Them: His name is Jon Le Blanc.
Me: *smh* And they called me whitewashed.

by Chazzarb November 21, 2023

Jon

A monster who seduces young boys .

Damn what a jon(referencing pedo)

by Nigbias August 13, 2020

Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is a infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.

They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon

by BigManJon May 27, 2024

Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019

jon

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.

"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"

by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019

Jon

A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.

“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned”

by Frosty75 February 15, 2019