Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018
Get the Nature strokingmug. When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!
by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019
Get the Stroking the kittymug. by _(┐「ε:)_ October 21, 2019
Get the Strokemug. Person 1 - Hey! i saw you exit the party with that girl
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
by Colorblind Chameleon April 23, 2018
Get the supreme strokemug. by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024
Get the day one strokesmug. When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018
Get the 1/2 STROKESmug.