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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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Nature stroking

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog
by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018
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Stroking the kitty

When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!
I made my girlfriend squirt by intensly stroking the kitty!
by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019
mugGet the Stroking the kittymug.

Stroke

Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly
Person A:hi my nkfy ig jtwvwhq
Person B: dude are you having a stroke
Person A: yghs plsgh hpdh
by _(┐「ε:)_ October 21, 2019
mugGet the Strokemug.

supreme stroke

When a guy brings his A game during a sex session.
Person 1 - Hey! i saw you exit the party with that girl
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
by Colorblind Chameleon April 23, 2018
mugGet the supreme strokemug.

day one strokes

Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them
I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes
by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024
mugGet the day one strokesmug.

1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018
mugGet the 1/2 STROKESmug.

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