NIGGA SNATCH

It's when a girl has her hair down and the back of her hair is flying straight up. It's doesn't lay down it sticks up and out.

Her hair would be cute, except for that nigga snatch in the back

by Amber Anderson January 19, 2008

snatch patrol

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.

Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.

by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017

Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)

Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.

by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007

Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 3, 2011

snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.

"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."

by Wooglin Frowns March 15, 2014

Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.

My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.

by CoCo25 January 16, 2010