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SteamedMac

Derogatory term aimed at the gigantic fast food franchise McDonald's and people dealing with Schizophrenia. Also known as "CannedMac". both terms can have 3 different meanings, One is the insult aimed at the previously aimed McDonald's, another is an insult aimed at people dealing with the mental illness known as Schizophrenia (also known as 4chan disease), and the last meaning is the last words of John Lennon. The term was first documented in 1786 by Thomas Jefferson. The phrase Jefferson said was "My dear love, you make an assumption of a SteamedMac." Later, In 1998. Burger King and Wendy's made 4 advertisements in the span of 8 months aimed at McDonald's. Later. McDonald's sued both fast food franchises and ended up losing. Nothing of a value was lost besides over 24 million dollars combined from all three companies. Later, a famous Geometry Dash Youtuber by the name of SteamedMac becomes big in the toxic community known as the Geometry Dash Daily Chat. SteamedMac took a break from Daily Chat for over 2 months before returning. Currently. they are known as "Spamton" on Geometry Dash. "Spamton" is the name of one of the bosses of the game Deltarune. SteamedMac on Geometry Dash has said many times that Spamton is their favorite character from Deltarune. They don't know why. SteamedMac is currently eating a sandwich, and ironically, has yet to eat a Big Mac from McDonalds. SteamedMac will alert everyone when and what time they will consume the famous sandwich.
"Wow, that was such a SteamedMac!"
"Does SteamedMac have a relation to a Big Mac?"
"Will my father come back with a SteamedMac?"
by Cosmixs December 17, 2021
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Chantilly Steamer

To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.
Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."
by surprisebsex January 4, 2010
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Crackin' Steam

The art of passing wind through ones rectum/anal cavity in the cold. Thus making a steamy fart.
Dude i'm so fucking cold

Yeah i know, if i fart right now i think i might end up Crackin' Steam.
by Coonschoolbus March 20, 2010
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Gravy steamer

when you have diarrhea outside in sub zero temperatures and steam rises from it.
After a long night of shawarma and beer, on the walk home I took a gravy steamer in the snowbank.
by SPY__D April 7, 2011
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Tyson Steamer

While in a fight, biting someone's ear off, then when they are rolling on the ground in pain, pooping on them in an act of dominance.
Amanda - "I got so mad when that girl punched me in the face, I bit her ear off!"

Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"

Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"

Tony - "Yep..."
by fatcatinalittlehat September 26, 2011
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Mannheim Steamer

sexual position in which she is listening to Mannheim Steamroller on her iPod while you shit in her mouth
Man, I thought it couldn't get hotter in there, but then she let me Mannheim Steamer, and I was like, wow!
by eddiefiv May 14, 2013
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Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
by Riller78 June 11, 2013
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