Dirty Sir William

The act of giving a handjob to handicapped man in the men’s stall of a Walmart

Guy 1: Did you hear what he did at Walmart? Gave the guy a Dirty Sir William!
Guy 2: well that’s one satisfied cripple

by PounderProductions July 9, 2025

Sir

A courtesy title you should be using to address ME.

Me: A vodka martini shaken, not stirred
You: Right away Sir.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Sir Narcsalot

Someone who snitches or tattles on people

Someone threatens to tattle on you and you reply with.. "THANKS SIR NARCSALOT"

by Tdot77 August 9, 2025

Sir Galahadn't

What da always-a-virgin knight really should have been called.

As he'd sworn off of any romantic relationships, Sir Galahadn't must have been really struggling with his emotions whenever he rescued a damsel in distress.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

Sir Geoffrey

A pink finger size 10 speed vibrator causing the lords name to be taken in vain.

The bold boyfriend used the Sir Geoffrey to make his gentle girlfriend squirt.

by Mr. Anderson and Meep Deep September 29, 2025

Sir Chapman

The Sir Chapman (noun)
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.

All the sweat and juices pooled on the countertop, only one thing for it, the Sir Chapman!

by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025

fine sir

A polite expression of respect for a gentleman who hath spoken kindly, used to balance gratitude and decorum, for when ‘thanks’ feeleth too plain

"why thank you, fine sir." (english or australian accent for maximum effect.

by chulitaaa October 24, 2025