when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
Get the Screaming cat's testicles mug.Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022
Get the Screaming Pirate mug.The act of sticking your erect cock into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
Get the Screaming foreman mug.The act of sticking your erect tallywhacker into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
Get the Screaming foreman mug.Hey, you are kinda cute! Sorry if I'm awkward my heart is screaming right now.
It's all good, I like you!
It's all good, I like you!
by RoseOfDeath May 5, 2022
Get the Heart is screaming mug.Tiffany was looking for a quick high, so took her behind the dollar store, banged her doggie style and walked away without hooking her up . Bitch went crazy like a screaming hoe
by Long dong Ed October 28, 2022
Get the Screaming hoe mug.A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.
No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.
by DirtySam October 29, 2022
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