Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Pete-ing around

To do various “goofy ah” actions like sticking up bunny ears behind a friend’s head in a group picture.

Kai: Bro you looking bionical *slips on banana peel*

Alex: Nah you’re Pete-ing around bro

by Big Gigs July 1, 2022

Pete the doc

I want you Peter. I want you so bad.

But you are taken, so deuces. I'll just go ahead and vibe big bro, since I am just...your little sister.

She says to Pete the doc :
Muraho! Dang bro. I love the gang signs.

by Bare_face_and_a_smile August 31, 2022

Nasty Pete

A poorly made Mac and cheese made by a women named Carys

Ay yo Carys, this Nasty Pete is way to nasty.

by Ojansmo January 10, 2022

Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Pete the cat day

Pete the cat day is on July 26th and you must set at least 1 of your profile pictures as Pete the cat

David:Bro it’s Pete the cat day!!!!!
Joe:BRO YOU KNOW WE GOTTA SET OUR PROFILE PICS AS PETE!!!

by corneliusistheworstbirdever May 11, 2022