Paris Ontario

Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.

Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.

Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.

by Parisite12 December 4, 2023

paris

a lovely nussy, she luvs them bingos she a mamas baby with bad built wish shopping ass............

man, i got me a paris

by poul renvh December 30, 2018

Paris

A resilient hard working young man. Handsome and walks with his head up high everywhere he goes. Loyal to everyone that he considers family.

Paris is the type of guy others strive to be like.

by Yessirski23 November 23, 2021

Paris

Paris is a nice, caring, girl who is that friend you can vent to. She is somewhat a over thinker and anti social. Paris is creative and has a positive mindset. She doesn’t show her weakness because she doesn’t like sympathy.

I’m so glad I found you Paris.

by simonereed.2846 November 23, 2021

Paris Niggers

When the niggers went to paris successfully.

These two niggers are Paris Niggers.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

Gerard Paris

Gerard Paris is a very good person with very good skills for doing everything. Is so shy but a very good person. He is very smart.

Gerard Paris is the best person of the world.

by Elpepe123 November 21, 2021