Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

side stick

When your dick gets stuck to your thigh

dam i think she saw me pulling away my side stick

by side stick February 26, 2015

Side Pump

When a guy sticks his dick in between the girls thigh and stomach and starts to thrust inorder to ejaculate

Did you hear?? Jesse side pumped angie last night.

by Fantastic Lightbulb July 21, 2018

Side dick

A side chick, but for girls.

I had the best sex with my side dick last night, he’s way better than my boyfriend

by BigChopper33 August 26, 2021

Side Shaker

Someone who got all the hips but no booty.

Guy 1: Look at that butt
Guy 2: Nah, she just a side shaker

by It'syaboyskinnyp February 8, 2018

bonne on the side

a mistress, a side chick, or a woman with who a man cheats on with. Referenced in Lana Del Rey's song "Sad Girl".

His bonne on the side.

by l4urenttt December 12, 2021

Side interest

Similar to side - hoe but you don’t have any sexual encounters with them . Just someone you have your eye on just in case you breakup with your current partner.

Becky- hey bob down to f*ck tonight ?

Bill - nah Becky your just a side interest , maybe when I’m not in a relationship you hoe (wink wink 😉 )

by Generic Caucasian Papi August 18, 2018