When you pretend to talk to someone on the phone for the purpose of avoiding communication with the people or person around you.
by <3Sux December 5, 2022

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.
Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)
by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

Head Homie: "Its already 1:50? Time for the slime call"
Head homie: DeMarcus?
DeMarcus: on god I'm here foo that's in my granny foo on crip
Head homie: DeMarcus?
DeMarcus: on god I'm here foo that's in my granny foo on crip
by Dick ass November 22, 2019

by Nikito69 June 1, 2020

"ring""ring"
mom "hello?"
muffled teacher " no billy that is wrong"
mom "damn it another backpack call and billy is getting answers wrong."
mom "hello?"
muffled teacher " no billy that is wrong"
mom "damn it another backpack call and billy is getting answers wrong."
by ankercod November 5, 2009

When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.
1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
by oolveea December 2, 2020

katie: why is your cell phone always off when you have our son
matt: because his moms a bitch and power calls the fuck out of me
matt: because his moms a bitch and power calls the fuck out of me
by les boys October 25, 2008
