Fake nerds

The biggest idiots on the planet. They pretend to be geeks or nerds to be cool.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?

The answer is a definite yes.
Fake nerds: "lol uber w00t! I know how to go to MySpace at school! It's easy, you just open command prompt, type tracert myspace.com, wait, and then copy the IP into the address bar! I'm such a nerd, I'm sorry!"

Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."
by Stevuph O'Jimsen August 11, 2009
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Nerd Fail

A nerd fail occurs when someone with exceptionally well grades (in the 95%ish area) receives anything below 85% on an assignment, quiz, test or exam.
It isn't a fail through the eyes of their peers, but to them THEY FAILED!
1: gah ...im so upset i got 83% on my science test. i failed.
2: you should be happy 83% is really good, totally not a fail.
1: 83% is a very big nerd fail to me.
by Sannah Banana October 03, 2011
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nerd pack

a plastic sheath for holding pens in a pocket, protecting the cloth from ink stains(This is a classic symbol of a nerd.)
Why would I need a nerd pack when I use pencils?
by Light Joker February 24, 2005
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The Chad Nerd

The Chad Nerd is someone who is an Absolute Chad who excels at everything he sets his mind to and is highly respected by others. He knows how to talk to women and makes many friends. He has many nerdy and geeky tendencies and quirks (like enjoying reading, being on Discord 24/7, speedrunning etc.), but has many Chad-like qualities nonetheless.
Man 1: Wow, Elijah acts like such a Chad but he's so nerdy and dorky too. Wtf do we call that?

Man 2: IDK, I guess The Chad Nerd?

Man 1: Yeah, that sounds pretty apt.
by Infinit3Dreams January 07, 2021
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Homo Nerd

One who engages in homosexual activities and is also a nerd. A Homo Nerd can be of both male and female orgin.
Man, Lance Bass is such a Homo Nerd.
by Minotaurds December 04, 2009
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nerd fishing

the act of finding out who the nerd is in a group by throwing out incomplete or incorrect information in order for the nerd to ''bite' by adding more info(more than general knowledge) or correcting the original statement or phrase
me: Hey i went to the museum and saw the fat venus.

nerd: do you mean the Venus of Willendorf? when were you in Vienna? did you know that It is carved from an oolitic limestone etc, etc...

me: haha just kidding i was nerd fishing but i didn't know you were gonna jump on the boat like that
by nopantsboy June 12, 2009
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Nerd Rage

Term used to describe extreme anger, offence, indignation, and other similar emotions by a nerd, geek or similar. Nerd Rage can be triggered by a number of things, most commonly through helplessness in the face of bullying, internet fights, or seeing their favorite film/show/anime/etc degraded or insulted in some way.
"So, did you see the new Transformers movie?"
"Yea. Michael Bay screwed it up so badly, it set my Nerd Rage off big-time."
by Dacowie July 21, 2007
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