nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes

when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.

by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

Natures Bucket

The floor

"Where did you put the screws for this?"
"Natures Bucket" *points to floor*
"oh, my, god jake!"

by yaboicat January 23, 2023

Natural quattrick

4 consecutive goals in a playoff series

Don cherry: "Jaden Schwartz scored the game winning goal in gamr 5 against Winnipeg, and then scored a natural hat trick in game 6, without any goals in between."
Rom maclean: "wow, he scored a natural quattrick!"

by fartsack69 April 20, 2019

Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.

“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup

I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning

by saussypnus September 9, 2023

Nature

If nature was really mother nature, everyone that died in a storm or natural disaster would be male. Calling nature mother nature implies that nature is partial to one sex, which is like implying that nature is partial to one race or sexual orientation. Nature isn't partial to anybody or anything.

Nature is not male or female, it encompasses both sexes. Their are male plants/animals, there are female plants/animals. You also have worms, and animals like worms that are both. Humans are not like worms, they never were.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020